An offshore drilling accident triggers the release of a giant prehistoric shark. When marine biologist Kat Carmichael arrives, she runs up against corporate front man Roger Wade, who plots with Stewart to disrupt her investigation. With the help of Skipper Chuck and disc jockey Dynamite Stevens, Kat tries to find a way to defeat the monster which has evolved to a state where it can walk on dry land and fly...it's the SUPER SHARK!
See that tank on the front cover? It's a walking tank. That's not a spoiler you literally see that in the opening scene (a flash forward), so why would they not make use of that fact as promotional material? I guess, because, like the entire movie itself, its super dumb.
Final rating:½: - Boring/disappointing. Avoid where possible.
Super Shark, a 2011 Sharksploitation movie. It barely started and there's a badass tank mech with legs shooting a shark, kick ass!! But I can tell it's gonna be a doozy because it has a bad 90s style theme song. And of course what is a Sharksploitation movie without the bikinis and the perverts to gawk at them? But we're here for the sharks are we not?
Kat really steals the show in the movie I think. And of course Greg has binoculars and you know what he does with them. I thought the submarine actors did a good job too yaknow for a b movie. This Dynamite Stevens guy is too much I think but he's a plot device to get a bunch of women to twerk so I guess that's why he's in this.
And it's time for the poorly rendered CGI shark! Mutherfuc...