A Minecraft Movie

Alright, buckle up, because I just saw a movie that completely blew my mind! Seriously, I'm still buzzing. From the very first scene, I was absolutely hooked, and it didn't let go until the credits rolled.

The story? Oh my gosh, the story! It was so clever and well-crafted. It had twists and turns I never saw coming, but it all made perfect sense in the end. It was like a puzzle that slowly came together, and every piece was perfectly placed. You know when a movie makes you think? This one definitely did that. It wasn't just mindless action or fluff; it had real substance.

And the characters! They were so real and relatable. I felt like I knew them, like I was right there with them on their journey. They had depth, they had flaws, the...

Who doesnt like a white woolly llama? Well thats probably the highlight of this derivative CGI-fest that finds a quartet of geeks and gamers dragged through a magical portal to a world ruled by the evil Malgosha. Now she wants to use this glowing cube to escape from her dark and dingy Overworld realm and take over the peaceable and colourful real-world but she hasnt banked on the tenacity of former gaming champion Garrett (Jason Momoa) and the geeky Henry (Sebastian Hansen) who reunite with the long trapped Steve (Jack Black) to save the day and the world. You dont really need to know much about the video game to appreciate the simplicity of this, but then again Im note sure youd need to be much over 5 to appreciate it either. The visuals a...

Who doesnt like a white woolly llama? Well thats probably the highlight of this derivative CGI-fest that finds a quartet of geeks and gamers dragged through a magical portal to a world ruled by the evil Malgosha. Now she wants to use this glowing cube to escape from her dark and dingy Overworld realm and take over the peaceable and colourful real-world but she hasnt banked on the tenacity of former gaming champion Garrett (Jason Momoa) and the geeky Henry (Sebastian Hansen) who reunite with the long trapped Steve (Jack Black) to save the day and the world. You dont really need to know much about the video game to appreciate the simplicity of this, but then again Im not sure youd need to be much over 5 to appreciate that either. The visuals ...

Chickey Jockey is so fun to watch. I love it so much

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I was really disappointed by the movie and I was even more surprised that Jack Black agreed to take on such a role It just didnt fit him at all and it honestly brought down his image in my eyes. The script was weak and the story was not good either. Overall I think it was a poor choice for Jack Black, considering I usually see him as a great actor The movie definitely doesnt deserve more than a 4 out of 10.

I am Enderman! (I love that line in the movie)

As a child, i yearned for the mines, and this movie encapsulates this energy perfectly. Back on my little farm, my chickens would have to jog Key West, Florida every day! And that's why I could the never go in the mines. But now, this movie has come to cushion my fall with it's Water Bucket, released.

Oh yea all of that up above. I didnt live on a farm as a child but i did yearn for the mines. Anyway movie was very funny so yea. some of the models are weird too. Anyways, 6.5/10.