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LOUISA SAYS:
Jason Bourne is a spy movie for imbeciles. The entire film feels like its written using nothing more than the vocabulary of a 12 year old and consists of two very tiring hours of repetition. Bourne gets chased, throws some punches, and gets away. Shoot, bleed, run, escape. Shoot, bleed, run, escape. Shoot, bleed, run, escape. Repeat to infinity.
I actually felt bad for the actors having to deliver such dreadful dialogue; their onscreen characters literally describe everything thats happening as it unfolds (Its Bourne! and Im going to shoot! and Hes running upstairs! and The files are downloaded!). At some point it started to get funny.
Matt Damon is back as Jason Bou...