Adam Rowe

Biography

So I was in the ocean, swimming with my dad. When I felt something hit my head. You know when you're swimming in the sea, something hits you you automatically assume it's a shark or a jellyfish or something drastic, right? Well I'm panicking and flapping around but then I look up to see what actually did hit me. A packet of ham. Expiration date 2006. I turn to my dad I say "Hey! There's a packet of ham in the ocean!" He couldn't hear me so I swam over and said "Hey Dad look, there's a packet of ham in the ocean". I show it to him and he's all "Shit. It's a packet of ham." We turn to shore wher... Show more

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