Alex Crackerman

Alex will be beaten up. He will be beaten up by his grandfather. He will go to places where no kid will ever venture. He will be in place—he will be in places where nothing should ever happen.

Alex Crackerman is the second movie added on to the Crackerman series. The first movie was Kenny Crackerman. Alex Crackerman is Kenny's brother. Unlike Kenny Alex is smart. Kenny is dumb and stupid. Alex is very nerdy and has no friends. Just like his brother he is beat up, and he's, well, he's sort of the teacher's pet but not really. Alex will be beaten up. He will be beaten up by his grandfather. He will go to places where no kid will ever venture. He will be in place—he will be in places where nothing should ever happen.