Bertaut
A darkly magical realist retelling that definitely isn't for kids
If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
- Charles Dickens; A Christmas Carol. In Prose. Being a Ghost Story of Christmas (1843)
I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me.
- A Christmas Carol
Frank Cross: I get it. You're taking me back in time to show me my mother and father, and I'm supposed to get all goosey and blubbery. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy.
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