The Night Watchmen

  • Comedy
  • Horror
3/4/2017
90

Some men were born heroes... It wasn't these guys.

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

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    • Kamurai

      Horrible watch, will not watch again, and recommend you actively avoid.

      I'm not even sure this one would make a good Bad Movie Night.

      It's essentially a bunch of jokes written with the concept of normalcy happening in a completely crazy situation just strung together.

      The jokes are mediocre at best, the cast isn't great, and it's a minimal production budget. Even if the budget was better, I'm not sure the vision is of quality.

      This is allegedly a "vampire" movie, and after Twilight, I didn't think I could be upset at vampires in a different way, but this movie found it: just treat them like zombies.

      This is literally a "fast zombie" / infected movie, but instead, they call them vampires because they can't handle sunlight.

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      November 20, 2020

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