The Great Wall

Entertaining nonsense. I went in expecting gorgeous junk and that's exactly what I got.

Impressive in it's visual style as many Zhang Yimou films are. He has this fascination with weaponry and following it as it soars through the air. Also loved the color of the armor on the soldiers.

The characters are pretty bland, really just doing things because the script requires them to do it.

The monsters are also crappy looking CGI iguanas.

Overall the whole thing just comes off silly.

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https://youtu.be/6yTGEw3Agzw

This is a movie that made me soooo happy that I decided to jump and fork out some money (way too much actually, Im on a bread and water diet now) for a nice OLED screen. This movie is a stunning visual adventure.

The two main characters are described as mercenary warriors but the terms thieves and rascals are probably better suited. They do know how to fight though and they get plenty of opportunity to prove it in the menu.

This is another one of those movies that live and die by the visuals. The plot is a basic enough adventure story with some additional twists, like mysterious meteorites and really really nasty monsters, thrown in. It is not bad but not exactly groundbreaking either. The same with the characters. They are perhaps no...

Decent visuals, but has no fresh vision.

I always thought what they call the great wall of China is the symbol of the Chinese scary-ism against the mighty Mongolians in the ancient time. So when I first saw this trailer, I shocked and then I said: what the heck. You can't just hide the truth and recreate whatever new thing you want. But That's how the China and Chinese evolved for thousands of years. Like it could be martial arts, rice, noodles or the dragon, all of them came from outside. Then when I saw the film, the first scene itself cleared my doubt. It states the film was based on the legend. I thought it was a good start after the misleading promos.

So this is China's effort to make a product at home par with Hollywood. The...

I suuuuuper don't care.

This looks like an advertisement for a brand I wouldn't bother buying.

Final rating:½: - Boring/disappointing. Avoid where possible.

Meaningless action. Wasted my time.